Anonymous: Do you think Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is the anti-christ?

simplyheavenlyfood:

No I don’t believe that he is the Anti-Christ.  Remember that the Jews will be following the Anti-Christ for the first 3 and a half years until there eyes are opened at the Abomination of Desolation.  They would NEVER follow a Muslim.  God bless you!!!  MAranatha!!!  :):)

ansith27:

ohmandz:

thin-shaming:

thatsmallbluebox:

she looks legitimately troubled

I love Ellen and all, but was this comment really necessary? I understand some people starve themselves to be able to achieve this size, but you really can’t categorize a whole group of people. What about size 20+? Those sizes are certaintly not healthy (you can debate with me all you like), yet no one is talking about them? It’s really contradictory.

^^^really…….. Though……..😒

Pretty sure you took her joke the wrong way. She seems genuinely confused as to why you would start clothing sizes with a 0. All I see is her questioning this clothing size, not trying to alienate anyone wearing that size.

I was saying “really” to the comment above mine. People are per sensitive on tumblr and just looking for something to complain about. I totally knew Ellen didn’t mean it in a bad way.

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sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

sophiaphilemon:

bracha-ncc1701:

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.

You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.

You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.

You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.

You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.

Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?

SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

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thin-shaming:

thatsmallbluebox:

she looks legitimately troubled

I love Ellen and all, but was this comment really necessary? I understand some people starve themselves to be able to achieve this size, but you really can’t categorize a whole group of people. What about size 20+? Those sizes are certaintly not healthy (you can debate with me all you like), yet no one is talking about them? It’s really contradictory.

^^^really…….. Though……..😒

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via devoutlittleelf)

rapjoeybatts:

Gonna start a new video blog- where all I do is read other people’s reviews of easy recipes & how they can’t fuckin cook… Here is a sample- #instafunny #hilarious #funny #comedy #food #brownies #lol

this is funny